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jojo's odd journey

the only place where 1 second is 100 years
Hey guys my grandma is one jojo's odd journey second old
by milkshas May 26, 2021
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JoJo

JoJo, his love is unmatched. He has that type of love that nobody else has. It’s very genuine. And for some reason most Jojo’s are fairly skinny but don’t let that fool you the jojo’s are known for their big penises and having a lot of hair. They stay kept up on everything and have a lot of money. So, get you a JoJo.
by Rachael Johnson June 7, 2020
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JoJo's Bizarre Porno

Used when referring to the pilot of the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure being posted on PornHub (no longer available as of 2020)
"damn, whoever made jojo's bizarre porno is a pogchamp"
by Suburban Middle School Kid December 14, 2020
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JoJo

When a muscular dude fights some vampire
JoJo: off to fight some vampires, zeppeli you coming?
Zeppeli: *in half*
JoJo: oh
by Am epic games April 12, 2021
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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever
Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell
by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022
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jojo fucker

a short nigger who likes to suck off of big ugly niggers and who is annoying and retarded asf
by boI_L December 7, 2021
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jojo gypsy

To have no hair or no hairline.
by ariola grand February 5, 2021
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