John 

John is a term used for describing shit. He is a ugly , crazy , stupid , old man , and a liar who is most likely to die alone. No one likes him. Not even trashcans.

Hey look at that trash over there, it's so John!

He failed his classes, He's John!!!!

John by jjJohn bennet November 3, 2017

John 

A type of lad with a small penis that is physically incapable of ejaculating his load.

John wanked and did not cum

John by Battyman3000.5chickenfilla July 26, 2017

John 

he is a shy retarded boy who loves pussy and gets it a lot he thinks of fucking and usually ejaculates

your such a fuckboi john

John by thomas harvell January 5, 2017

John 

The most biggest dick ever.man whore that will just screw you over. He is some that everybody hates

He is the biggest John ever

John by _cheez_ December 8, 2016

John 

A man with a very large merle, usually above 6 inches

John has the biggest merle of all guys I know

John by Great dude MC dudeface December 30, 2016

John 

#9cmDick

Oh "lol" John, nice dick

John by #18cm January 4, 2017

John 

The most amazing and perfect person you will ever meet. A little bit shy and anti social but really charismatic. Treats his girlfriend like an actual princess and is a total gentleman and would never hurt her. Really strong and handsome with a beautiful smile and the most wonderful eyes.

He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams

Girl 1:" you can be so lucky to call John yours! He is such a gentleman"

Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"

John by AnnieHHHH March 22, 2017