shit jerking

The act of a male releasing a legitimate amount of fecal matter into his cupped hand and applying it as a lube for masturbation.

"dude, Megan Fox offered me sex the other day... but i much rather perfer shit jerking.

by Golden shlog&Iron bung&lil fuk July 14, 2010

Leeroy Jenkins

Name of a retarded cat that doesn't know how to cover it's own poop in a litter box.

WOW it stinks, Leeroy Jenkins must have just pooped. That cat is so retarded it doesn't know how to use the litter box.

by Bitty Bumba December 14, 2008

Jerkin

another term for a finnee african american male who is built rocking vans or nikes out in the streets lookin for honeys

Damn that boy is jerkinn.
JERKINNNN

by emishay June 23, 2009

circle jerking

when guys say they are playing poker...what else could be that addictive?

so what are you doing tonight?
playing POKER

by ula May 13, 2005

Becky Jenkins

A girl you know from middle school.

Johnfilms: Becky Jenkins from middle school got really fat

by not.Puffer September 2, 2020

Jerkin' my Johnson

1. Getting screwed over.

2. Beatin' the meat.

1. Jimmy: I think I'm going to burn your house down, kill your children, and steal your wife.

Matt: Man, your really jerkin' my johnson right now.

2. Guy: I think I'm gonna go jerk my johnson after watching some porn.

by hockeyinsane44 October 16, 2009

TV jerking

Turning the tv on, and flip to a random channel, and you have to jerk it to the first person you see

"hey man wanna try TV jerking"?

-ahhh why not.

by anthonynnnnay July 22, 2011