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Butt lord

A jerk of truly epic proportions. Also a real beeyotch. Almost always thinks he's better then everyone else. Don't be a butt lord.
Guy 1: Here comes our manager. He makes us work while he sits on his ass and farts.

Guy 2: what a butt lord!
by jb2701 December 10, 2018
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jiggle butt

a girl with a big ol' booty that shake with every step she take.
"Damn look at that jiggle butt i cant believe it shakes so much."
by kelbel060214 March 11, 2009
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Butt Trumpet

The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole
My butt trumpet skills were insane until I lost my mouthpiece in my ass
by Littlefuckfucker69 May 31, 2019
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butt fleas

The butt fleas are feasting! Maybe I didn't wipe good enough...
by MinPin76 May 1, 2012
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Butt Snuffing

A 'Butt Snuffing' is bondage-play nomenclature used to describe a submissive who has accidentally been smothered to death while giving his/her top anal-oral sex. While involuntary manslaughter is a frequent occurance during BDSM sessions, the term "Butt Snuffing" is a neologism directly attributable to, and first seen in print in, the novel Permanent Obscurity by Richard Perez.
"That's it, baby! Tongue-f*ck my @ss!" I growled.

I heard a groan come from beneath me. His hands were clinging desperately to my hips, his fingers really digging in. "Perv," I thought. His groans grew louder, his whole body stiffened, as he seemed to be approaching that peak.

Then I noticed that the man wasn't moving. His hands had dropped off my body. His face was still burried underneath me. "That's kinda weird," I thought.

In the weeks that followed the murder, the newspapers had a field day with my unintentional butt snuffing...
by sexploitation July 25, 2010
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VG Butts

A sexual parody of the popular webcomic VG Cats. It is made by separate people, but has the same characters.
by MrTrollMan August 5, 2010
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butt kegel

squeezing your butt muscles together to prevent pooping or unwanted entry into your ass
It sucks you're going to prison, hopefully you've started practicing your butt kegels
by MastaRiddle March 20, 2013
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