hosechat 

unwanted conversation with the person at the next urinal

So I'm standing there taking a leak, minding my own business, and this guy next to me starts in with the hosechat. Talk about awkward.

hosechat by jmusc February 5, 2010

hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin

Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag

hose rag by steelmen21 August 4, 2010

Hose pocket 

The body part used for storing the mans penis (AKA hose)

Rachelle is my hose pocket, I love storing my hose up in my girls crotch!

Hose pocket by The Hose Monster/ GirthZilla September 29, 2012

Hoded 

Acronym for the phrase "how retarded".

How hoded is Allison? Very!

Hoded by OhIDid October 13, 2013

hoedomhood 

One coming of age by way of being promiscuous

Jeff has fully grown into hoedomhood, he's doing all the wrong things.
Melissa is being groomed for hoedomhood by the group of girls she's recently become friends with.

hoedomhood by randomgirrrl February 27, 2015

hoedyn 

short for jordyn. a girl who is ALWAYS high. you will usually catch her at 4:20 with dwayne smokin the good goods. she is always fucking dwayne 24/7. you may also see her sucking on big bags of potatoes with dwayne. usually a hoedyn never knows what the fuck is going on. hoedyn also gets way to turnt at parties and always ends up in a bed with dwayne

omg did you see that hoedyn at the party with dwayne. they were suckin on some large yams

hoedyn by turnt tuna October 30, 2016

hoedinzz 

1.Someone who's addicted to fun
2.Someone who knows that pleasure is important and goes out with a lot of people

My main goal in lie is pleasure, I'm a hoedinzz
I'm a thirsty hoedinzz, take of your pants.

hoedinzz by EditFreak February 6, 2018