Tear Hogger

A type of person that acts smug/superior/condescending than others for caring about the "bigger thing". Tend to look down on others for mourning a tragedy/event on a "smaller" scale.

A: "Why are they mourning over a Squirrel or Liam Payne. There are thousands of starving Palestinians right now."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."

by mudskipper1977 April 8, 2025

Bong hogging cunt

Someone who jampacks their cones, wastes the sesh and hogs the bong

Timmy buy your own fucking weed and give me my bong back you bong hogging cunt

by Theweedman42069 July 26, 2025

Joint hogging

The act of holding onto a joint way too long, puffing it multiple times, and refusing to pass it around the circle.

Minimum of 3 hits in a row or keeping it for over 1 minute qualifies an individual to be a jointhogger.

Yo Noddy pass the Joint already, you’re joint hogging again!Fuckin Drugger is a Shaolin smoker.

by NotsoA September 8, 2025

Friction Hogger

When one is so fat, (usually due to moderating discord servers and being a roblox veteran) they hog all friction in a space of a max capacity of 5.

Person 1: why is there low friction in dis bih? who is the friction hogger here??

by sëxxybläkkmadedat January 11, 2026

Hide The Hogg In The Hills

Tittyfucking. Breast banging. Hooters Humping. Juggsfucking. Breasterbate

That big natural titty chick let me play a game of hide the hogg in the hills with her.

by TongueMyNutzs February 21, 2017

inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.

An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

Finley Food Hogger

that one fat ass that you knew from your school, you know that kind that would cause earth quakes where ever he walked. in my case that was finley jay evans. a finley food hogger litteraly clears out the entire lunch hall and you god damn know that his parents are poor as fuck just from the cost of food

Wow did you see that he just ate all of the food!
Yeah he's a Finley Food Hogger

by Finley Hate Group January 22, 2024