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Helen of troy

A wimp who launched 1000 ships to prove she wasn't weak.
Guy 1-Where are we going today?
Guy 2-We're collectively going where one girl wants us to, ask Helen of troy if you can get to her. They fucked with the wrong girl, she's a badass now dude.
by Solid Mantis February 2, 2019
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Helen

Someone who peeks out of windows and tries to see what is going on, especially if it doesn’t concern them.
Look at Mrs. Buder across the street! She’s trying to see what we are doing.”
“I know! She’s such a Helen.”
by Becksstein11 July 14, 2020
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Helena

Absolutely STUNNING. Usually has gorgeous grass green eyes and curlyish brown hair. Sweet but don’t mess with her because she can mess u up. She’s German and British and has a Beauty mark right above her cherry lips. Ur so lucky if u meet her.
Helena: hey what are u staring for weirdo
Anyone: ur beautiful eyes
by Storrac2424 October 26, 2020
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Helena Bonham Carter

Helena Bonham Carter, fondly known as HBC, is probably the most beautiful woman in the world. Her deep brown eyes express emotions that pierce our souls. Her cheekbones are just amazing. Every woman would be envious. Her skin is flawless and creamy. Her nose is plain perfection. And her hair has achieved its own level of epic. The curls perfectly frame her god-like face.

Additionally, HBC has an extremely infectious laugh to go along with her warm and lovely voice. She is an extremely likeable person known to wear Z-coils and clothes from Anthropologie. She likes Starbucks and Goji berries.

Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine! :D

Helena Bonham Carter is an actress who has appeared in many costume dramas at the beginning of her career, including Lady Jane, A Room with a View, Howards End, etc. Wings of the Dove may also fall into this category, but she plays a completely different character with selfish intentions. It is a recommended movie for all and her performance garnered an Oscar nomination, but lost to Helen Hunt who didn't really do anything in her movie...

However, this has not been the extent of her accomplishments, as many like to believe. She has also played a stripper in Dancing Queen, a drug addict in Novocaine, a psycho woman in Sweet Revenge and more famously, a tumor named Marla Singer in Fight Club. She was even Morgan le Fey in the magical world of Merlin, and a psychotic Death Eater in the Harry Potter series.

Recently, she has appeared in all of Tim Burton's movies since the filming of Planet of the Apes, such as a witch in Big Fish, a corpse in Corpse Bride, and Mrs Lovett in Sweeney Todd. Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter formed a relationship during the filming of Planet of the Apes. Suffice to say, even as an ape, she exuded sexiness. Tim Burton ditched the gold-digging Lisa Marie and had some lovely babies with Helena by the names of Billy and Nell. The family will all have epic hair.

Most recently she played Serena in Terminator Salvation. Her face glowed and everyone watched the screen because her beauty was so overwhelming. She is now involved in the 2010 film Alice in Wonderland, directed by Tim. That will be the most visually delicious film in the history of all time.

Overall, Helena's films are amazing in their variety and she brings something new to each character. She is a true actress and makes it an art, not a profession. Lover her always.
HER PLUGHOLES ARE POPPIN
Tim Burton
Helena Bonham Carter
by Bovine! June 11, 2009
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hexed

That bitches actions got me hexed
by Jay2k6 June 11, 2006
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Helen Keller Defense

When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:

1: I didn't say that

2: I didn't hear that

3: I didn't see that
"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."

"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010
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Heened

1. To "Heen" someone, or to get "Heened" is to be waiting on someone and the person you are waiting on finds time, and a place to take a power nap. This usually happens at the absolute worst possible time, and more often than not, an almost unbelievable location.

2. A version of getting "Had", except dealing with time.

3. The ultimate insult to a person's patience.
Little did I know that while I was having a panic attack waiting for him to get out of the shower, he had piled some towels up around the toilet and was taking a nap while running the water so it would sound like he was in the shower. I've been "Heened".

He told me that he was right around the corner, so I'll wait for him here in this bad neighborhood. He'll be here in 2 minutes. (2 hours later he calls and says he isn't going to make it, and not to wait up) You've been "Heened".
by Slowheen May 15, 2011
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