heavy like a chevy

overweight one hell of sexy person

heavy like a chevy, c'mon little mama let me rub up on your belly

heavy like a chevy by Peter Idlemam October 11, 2019

Heavy Metal 

The one genre of music that people can really get up and enjoy. Said to be started by Black Sabbath but some may argue Iron Maiden was the first.

Some sub genres include: Glam Metal, Thrash Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal ect ect.

Around the late 80s and early 90s Thrash metal basically took over the glam metal phase with bands like Panterra and Metallica.

But hey... at least they were good!

When crappy hip hop music and pop music started becoming popular is the 2000s everyone turned into a big queer.

Now metal is dead and as a result kids are afraid of teachers, smoking, cops and the overall society.

Boy #1: Hey man, listen to this new lady gaga song!

Boy #2: I think Ill go smoke weed and listen to some heavy metal bands like KISS or Poison...

Boy #1: Weed is bad for you! And who the heck are poison and KISS?

Boy #2: -jumps off building-

Heavy Metal by Pop and Rap is gay January 30, 2010

Heavy Metal 

A style of music that totally sucks all of the soul out of music and if you're not careful can suck the soul right out of YOU (possibly through your ass.)

Metal settles for the lowest common denominator and it's musicians lack the taste or the balls required to perform real music.So they settle for bad lyrics,bad vocals,bad fashion (any fashion is bad) and generally show an extreme lack of intelligence,taste or style and a general lack of care for music and musical instruments other than guitar and drums.They're barely more musical than rap.

Heavy Metal by remember music?.....didn't think so! February 20, 2005

Heavy Metal 

watered down,pussified rock

basically rock music was taken over by angsty teens with raging hormones who all dress in the manner of a MALE prostitute (and sometimes like a female prostitute)

Wow,Marilyn Manson.Will you look at the tits on that guy?

Heavy Metal by it's just wrong February 20, 2005

Heavy Metal 

retarded version of rock music where music is no longer appreciated and the goal is to be as offensive and stupid as possible,dress like a homo,look like a fag,or look like a scumbag,and try and act tough or macho

basically they turned good music (rock & roll) into:

RAWR RAWR,WAAAAAAA,MM YEAH SATAN SUCK ME OFF,MMM YEAH THAT'S THE SPOT,WAAAAA!

So it's basically really gay!

Heavy Metal by immature retards totally ruined rock and they should be beaten and killed for it February 20, 2005

Heavy Metal 

1. Probably the best genre of music. Created by bands like Led Zepplin and Deep Purple, then revloutionized by 80's bands like Iron Maiden and METALLICA, and is still kept alive today by bands like Tool and Cradle of Filth. Basically, its pure anger turned into music.

2. A animated, adult-oriented film (u.s.) based on a french, Adult oriented Comic. It has gained a large cult following and, even spawned a crappy sequal, Heavy Metal 2000

1. Metallica is god.

2. Heavy metal is one of the only rated R american animated films ever.

Heavy Metal by Pyro Maniac May 9, 2004

heavy metal 

A seriously awesome style of music which is much more difficult (at least for guitar) than normal rock. But I do not see anyone mentioning the band that I think owns heavy metal, Tool. I am a professional violist and I play guitar, and musically, heavy metal is very similar to classical, it takes skill to play and write.

Tool's music is 100 times what any Blink 182 or Simple Plan guitarist can play. And musically speaking, it is, well actual music.

heavy metal by Skelington December 22, 2003