Hello Kitty

Standard call for rapists before striking. Also used to express desire or simply to fill silences. Common among youths of rural Wales.

Feminine tense: Hello Kitten
Common northern version: Ay-up fluffy whiskers

Teacher: "One more word out of any of you and you'll all have detention!"
Pause
Legend: "Hello kitty."

Fit girl walks past
Male: "Hello Kitty..."

Male takes of shirt in gym
Woman: "Hello kitten..."

Young woman out jogging. Male jumps out in front of her. Tense pause. He smiles.
"Hello Kitty."

by dyslexic-chyc December 20, 2010

Hello Japan

"Hello Japan" is a subset of failure (fail). A "Hello Japan" scenario is where an individual's attempt to respond to a dangerous situation with humor or a casual attitude ends with pain and/or humiliation.

David strolled across the street playing chicken with the speeding car and got run over. It was his "Hello Japan" moment.

by saku_by_kimura November 25, 2009

tennessee hello

Placing your open anus hole on a random ladies nose while placing your sweaty wiener and balls on her forehead at the same time

I pulled off a Tennessee Hello on some stupid bitch just like the greatest QB of all time!

by Alabamaniac August 8, 2016

Hello Dolly!

A great film, made in 1969, starring Barbra Streisand (not my favorite person, but she does good in this film). About a woman who wants to marry a man and steals all the people around him (by setting them up with other people so they move away), leaving him alone and no other choice then to marry her. Sure she makes it so he practically makes him beg for her love, though she had expressed it from the beginning. All that matters are the great songs and Dolly's CRAZY hats.

Dude, I've had "Hello Dolly!" songs stuck in my head ALL day. I can't get them out.

Dude, I know. Her voice is so enchanting that it makes me come in my pants. Oh...oh...Dolly...oh...OH!

by OH DOLLY!!! YOU NAUGHTY GIRL! June 24, 2005

steamy hello

When you are jerking off in a steam room in anticipation of someone walking in. As they walk in you blow your impeccably timed load all over their face/torso. Requires great self control to give someone a proper steamy hello. Nobody will appreciate a premature steamy hello (PSH).

None of my friends will come to the gym with me after Steve told everyone about the steamy hello I gave him.

It took a couple gym trial memberships to get down the steamy hello, the first couple were PSH.

by steamy john June 10, 2015

Russian Hello

When you throw a grenade(without pulling the pin)at someone as a friendly greeting.

A Russian Hello
Person 1 throws a grenade at person 2
Person 2:Oh, hey Rob!

by HelloTurkey July 9, 2017

albuquerque hello

To suffocate another using a plastic bag filled with starting fluid

I didnt like him so I gave him an Albuquerque Hello.

by Jerome93 September 12, 2019