hambuergestas

ahm-ber-gay-stas-interjection- War cry of marker wars.

see, marker wars

origin- hambuergesas is hamburgers in spanish, and this sounds so much cooler.

HAMBUERGESTAS!!! I smite you with my purple marker!!

by uno dos tres October 1, 2004

Hamburger Bag

The sexual act of having anal intercourse with a person in the late stages of ebola infection, whereupon pulling out the intestinal lining sloughs off on the thing inserted in the anus (penis, dildo, banana, tom Cruise, ect.).

Guy #1: Hey, good to see your feeling better.
Guy #2: Yeah thanks man! Not only am I feeling better, but those nice guys in the CDC gave me the most awesome hamburger bags, on the hour every hour!
Guy #1: ...

by DaRealMcDoubleWifCheez November 21, 2010

Hamburger titties

Tits that are mainly comprised by eating McDonalds in an excessive amount

1: Damn that girl has huge tits
2: Yeah but the're just hamburger titties

1: yeah but the dates at McDonalds will be cheap

by SJW Hunter January 6, 2017

Baby Hamburger

Baby Hamburger is a Viral Video, Where the baby was cooked alive inside the oven. You can also hear the baby's cry from the oven. I recommend all of you not to watch this video. This video is linked to dark web. But somehow, it remained inside the google search engine. This video is stored in a website. Please Don't Do it, Just Trust Me.

John: I Watched The Baby Hamburger Video and Now, *I'm Scared*.
Me: What The Hell!? Why Would You Watch That?
John: My Friend Told Me About That Video, I did not Trust him and Searched the video.
Me: I'll Pay For Your Therapy, John. Don't Worry

by IMNOTXYZ March 28, 2023

hamburger

A fantastic meal named after beautiful Hamburg City in europe.

By the way: There is no Ham in the Hamburger, because there obviously aint no Burger in the Hamburger neither.

What the f* would a Burger be anyway?

Just like there neither is a Frank in a Frankfurter nor is there a Furter.

In their slackness, the people of america began to call the hamburger just a burger.
Then along came stupid and invented the cheeseburger.
The smart guys figured out: If there is cheese on the cheeseburger, there has to be ham on the hamburger. But what they forgot: There ain't no Frank on the furter either!

by morkfromtheork November 23, 2009

hamburger

When you take Ex-Lax, stick your ass against a window, and shit as hard as you can.

The shit will be on your ass cheeks and smushed in your asscrack and it will look like a hamburger through the window.

"Dude, I just nailed the church with a wicked hamburger!"

by DeliPro June 20, 2007

hamburglar

A drunken chick who likes to jump on meat (dick) and then steal the person's wallet.

Dude, don't tap that! She's a hamburglar.

by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011