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Gruben

A small piece of a ciggarette to be used in assistance to making a common cannabis spliff.

Often snapped from a ciggarete, licked, ripped then mixed with grinded/crushed cannabis and rolled into a Joint. although spelt gruben its pronounced grooben
Hey ralph... got gruben? im going to roll a fat head or

Wheres my gruben i swear it was in my grout box
by Tom Hanks Cans June 5, 2009
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Grutes

In the marine corps, a combination of a utility desert top and PT bottoms.

The opposite of boots and utes.
Hey you dumb boot, go get into your grutes!
by Benny Binasi August 25, 2012
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Jon Gruden

(Adj) A man who trades everything good in his life for some pieces that might suck

(Verb) Trading Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper to playoff teams

(Noun) A man with with a terrible haircut
Mark: Hey Reggie your fired for those horrible trades

Reggie: It was all Jon Grudens fault.
by RogerGoodell January 6, 2019
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Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009
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Hansel and Gretel

When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.
Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!
by Darkclowd April 2, 2020
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Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.
On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.
by JoeNash June 26, 2016
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grated cheese

When a girl with braces is giving a blowjob and as she pulls her head back, the braces rip the skin off of the man's dong like grated cheese.
Steve: I never should've let that sloot blow me.
Rick: Why?
Steve: She had braces, and I got grated cheesed.
by Sean-Ders August 19, 2013
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