Very common contradiction made by users of the internet. There are no girls on the internet, so an "Internet Girlfriend" is not real.
37: The are NO girls on the Internet. (Rules v2)
"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"
"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"
by Kahai February 24, 2009
Get the Internet Girlfriendmug. A girl who is not your girlfriend but offers the same benefits. Much like 7Up, you like it... it likes you! A title for those guys who are afraid of commitment. A little like a fuck buddy, but one step up, maybe a bit of like/love. Did I say love?
by d0c July 24, 2006
Get the un girlfriendmug. A car in which you take care of more then your girlfriend. Do things with the car more often then girlfriend and spend more time with car then girlfriend.
Examples may include waxing washing and car several times a day, staring for long amounts at a time, mentioning the car in most of sentences said in a conversation, reffering to the car as "baby" or "honey" or"she/her", having a cover for said car, putting a prop up tent for said car, etc
Examples may include waxing washing and car several times a day, staring for long amounts at a time, mentioning the car in most of sentences said in a conversation, reffering to the car as "baby" or "honey" or"she/her", having a cover for said car, putting a prop up tent for said car, etc
A:What's all this on your car?
B: Have to make sure my baby doesn't get scratched
A:Aren't you supposed to meet your girlfriend soon at the movies?
B: What? Who?
A:I think you're too attached to your "girlfriend car"
B: Have to make sure my baby doesn't get scratched
A:Aren't you supposed to meet your girlfriend soon at the movies?
B: What? Who?
A:I think you're too attached to your "girlfriend car"
by Aqam October 20, 2008
Get the Girlfriend Carmug. My Girlfriend's a dick magnet, My Girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's
Comin' back to my place tonight!
She likes to shake her ass, she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down, she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's
Comin' back to my place tonight!
She likes to shake her ass, she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down, she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!
by iSleep May 20, 2010
Get the bad girlfriendmug. A girlfriend you carry around on your back.
Usually the girlfriend is smaller than you. She gets on your back and is transported that way. This allows for maxium closeness while traveling.
Usually the girlfriend is smaller than you. She gets on your back and is transported that way. This allows for maxium closeness while traveling.
by Big Lor February 16, 2009
Get the backpack girlfriendmug. Guy 1: So what you're going steady with that chick?
Guy 2: Dude it's college, everyone knows that a college girlfriend is basically a booty call with a little PDA here and there.
Guy 2: Dude it's college, everyone knows that a college girlfriend is basically a booty call with a little PDA here and there.
by Shake_it_n_Bake_it September 30, 2009
Get the college girlfriendmug. literally the best person in the world. I have no idea how I deserve this absolute GODDESS. she makes me the happiest I've ever been.
by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020
Get the my girlfriendmug.