glitter

glee+twitter/tweeting=glitter. Originally created by Chris Colfer on a tweet.

Mom: Honey, please get off twitter and do your chores!
daughter: Hold on, i'm glittering!

by gleekgirl97 September 26, 2010

Glitter

Extremely hot sex. Both males and females can use this term. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Let's get glittered and slizzard.

Last night I was totally glittered.

What's up on getting some glitter tonight?

by mystical777girl November 21, 2010

GLITTERBOMB

A term Ke$ha fans use to reference some sort of awesome occurrence.

I just left the Ke$ha concert!! It was such a GLITTERBOMB!!!!

by MeganSayWhat May 20, 2011

Stripper Glitter

A synonym for crabs

Damn, I think that bitch burned me with her stripper glitter!

by TDogg913 December 4, 2010

glitter

A weapon of stealth used to coat the desk, chair, and head of balding, fat history teachers. If used as such, beware of the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom.

Monica sneaks up behind Mr. Helsel, and, *bam!* drops glitter in his hair. She runs out of the room in terror, Helsel chasing her with the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom! (Real story!!!)

by Advanced Placement April 7, 2004

Glitter Herpes

The type of herpes you get from Edward Cullen.

You: I have glitter herpes. It's an epidemic.
Other Person: Really? How'd you manage that?
You: I fucked Edward Cullen. Don't do it. It's a trap.

by wordvomit November 8, 2010

glitter poop

GLITTER POOP IS SOMETHING THAT COMES OUT OF A UNICORNS ASS ALONG WITH RAINBOWS.

LOOK AT THAT! ITS SHITTING GLITTER POOP

by SEXYMCSWAG October 22, 2013