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Gabe

A dickhead. Thinks he’s funny but nobody laughs at his jokes, everyone hates him, doesn’t say a thing in person but practically cyber bullies people. Ugliest guy u will ever meet, racist, homophobic and overall just a rude person. Even tho he doesn’t say anything he still changes the mood of whoever’s around them and he makes everyone just wanna kill him. He gets no bitches and has mood swings at the most random times, thinks the world revolves around him as he is just an attention seeking asshole.
person 1: oh look it’s gabe

person 2: ewww it’s gabe

person 1: ye i hate him he called me a fat bitch
by maxwell smithhhhhh July 22, 2022
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabes percs

when the perc hits so hard you wake up at a random place around the fucking globe
*wakes up in the rocky mountains*

oh nawh im neva AND IM MEAN NEVA EVA taking anymore of gabes percs dawg 💀
by Mr toast 12345 June 16, 2024
mugGet the Gabes percsmug.

Gabe

"Gabe broke up with me... :( "
"Girlie, Gabe was not worth it."
by beefbastard August 2, 2022
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabe

One egg ass mf who is cute sometimes and like pussy and tits and ass and anything sexual tbh. also likes personality of people the most.
Gabe likes dick in the pssy
by Jordan’s daddy December 25, 2021
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gabe

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
mugGet the gabemug.

NIGHTMARE GABE

the most goated raper of all time who disses everyone's mom and has divorced parents
by nosea3609 August 1, 2025
mugGet the NIGHTMARE GABEmug.

Gabe

Gabe is a knucklehead. He games too much and is not funny
Gabe is as dumb as nails
by cognite cogniteson March 8, 2022
mugGet the Gabemug.

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