vagina funeral

When something's a major turn off for a someone( mostly girls).

Nate was being a total vagina funeral when he started dancing.

by mariee me May 16, 2014

Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.

"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"

by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017

blake faperson

A Blake that faps

Blake faperson faps really hard and fast

by YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA BBBBBBBOOOOYY August 14, 2017

Boxer funeral

A girl who is so beautiful that you cream your jeans, therefore ruining, or killing, your boxers.

That girl over there is a boxer funeral!

by Andr3wW3llman January 1, 2018

Worm funeral

Issa funeral but with worms

Tom: Hey you heard bout that worm funeral
Blake: Shut the fuck up Tom

by Bic cock ya May 22, 2018

Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.

I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.

by Pop Rox25 May 27, 2018

Mother fumper

Mother fucker that humps bitches that don’t like being humped

Stan is such a mother fumper

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018