Funky Fresh

When one is attempting to keep it 100% real with someone.

I know you don’t like to hear the truth but I’m just keeping it 100% funky fresh with you.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 14, 2018

Funky Sweets

The sexual act of stuffing Reeses' Cups into a female's rectum, waiting for it to ooze out, and slurping it up like a peanut butter milkshake.

Jenny gets pretty wild, I've heard that she gives some funky sweets...

by PeculiarTendencies July 15, 2018

fresh and funky

sarcastic for topfit
or after a heavy night (drunk shit face)

08:30 am
in front of a nightclub

Sandra: fresh and funky?

xy: what else
yz: f*ck u, i'm not a shitface
zx: sure i am ;)

by Eric Fellon September 7, 2018

Funky Blueberry

A penis head that has had the circulation cut off.

These underwear are so tight they gave me a funky blueberry.

by Hot Hott hutt November 16, 2019

Crazy wacc funky

A popular name, especially with teens, for any said marijuana that the original strain name is unknown or forgotten

Hey mane boppin over with some of that crazy wacc funky

by CLP420 April 5, 2019

Funky chicken

When a sexual partner jerks their partner off by placing the penis in the crook of their arm and moving up and down, looking like a chicken trying to fly

Becky wasnt down with going all the way but she gave me the ol funky chicken.

by Derfleduermaus February 21, 2019

Funky lanky

Too lanky

Damn homie looks at that dude he’s like funky lanky

by Kenneth Branagh March 3, 2019