Funky Goop

A man’s semen.

Would you like to consume my funky goop

by Cumbo Fan Boy April 26, 2022

Funky

A scottish pedophile known for trying to use sexual discord bots to interact with girls younger than him

Funky- Oh aye hes a funky wannabe

by ahjufikfgeuiguifffgsfgeikfhshs July 24, 2020

Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

by The defining man July 20, 2025

Funky

A mix of the words funny and kinky.

God that joke was so funky, Bob hahaha now let's f**k

by Ashia101 August 28, 2021

being funky

a state, where you’re drunk and everything seems fun, but still being sober enough to have “the time of your life” by for example dancing or singing karaoke. This condition can often be seen in white girls, especially taylor swift fans…

for example juliær is singing to taylor swift after a bottle of hugo and being funky - “juliær is so funky right now!!”

by VeganAstroMaus1312 August 6, 2022

Funky-Towned

A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.

Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!

by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011

funky feg

Funky Feg, originating from South Belfast is a tobacco rolled cigarette with a sprinkle of ketamine over it to earn the term funky. Straight roach no filter.

‘Hey Joel want to roll a funky feg?’
‘Yeh man what’s a funky feg’
‘A cigarette with some horse tranquilliser sprinkled over it!’

by Oartiboi699 September 27, 2022