dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

frozen ballcicle

when you are about to have sex and the girls parents come home (blue balls), you have to hide outside in your boxers, its 5 degrees, and your nuts get stuck to your leg.

man i went over to stacys house last night but all i got was a frozen ballcicle

by TYCO98 May 10, 2014

Frozen tozen

When its so cold outside your toes feel like they're frozen

You know its cold outside when you got frozen tozen

by Shaddrick January 25, 2019

frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018

Frozen Vegetable

Someone who has done something really dumb that has put you at the advantage in whatever situation you may be in.

''No way... You Frozen Vegetable!''

by kikikiki2145 March 28, 2024

frozen felice

Using a frozen hotdog to stop rectal bleeding...

Mitch: “My boyfriend pounded me so hard last night, I had blood gushing down my legs.”
David: “Did you use the frozen felice to treat it?”
Mitch: “ I had to use a whole package and got off twice.”

by Gorillanuttz January 22, 2020

Frozen delight

When a Mexican tells you the cum isn’t spicy but it tastes spicy and you get confused but still eat it anyway and enjoy it but question while the Mexican lied.

Mexican: “Eat it”

Geck: “No”

Mexican: “It’s spicy”

Geck: “No it’s not”

Mexican: “Fuck off. Frozen delight bitch”

by BoobaBoba069 July 15, 2022