Flood Condom

The pre ejaculation that occurs when you "flood" the condom with cum and your sperm are pissed that they cant reach the vagina walls

Damn, my flood condom kept me from nailing her vag dam!

by Ryon Smilson February 24, 2011

flood watch

When you get the girls wet...

R. Kelly is playing, prepare for the flood watch.

by KEMLAB January 11, 2016

Flash Flood

The phrase used to describe when you have a sudden intense urge to shit

Person A: I heard you got diarrhea last week.
Person B: Yeah. Had a lot of flash floods.

by Dasoderp December 15, 2016

FLAIDS

An undiscovered, non-proven and childish word for AIDS that is contained within a fly. Full meaning: Fly Aeroimmune Defficiency Syndrome. Thought to have a relation to cooties.

Watch out for that fly! It might have FLAIDS!

by FLAIDSman November 25, 2010

flodingles

pringles that are on the floor that are covered in dust

Friend: I will pay you whatever i have in my pocket if you eat that flodingles man
You: Ok, but you better pay up

by Ian Beil April 18, 2008

floodgate

When she has her period as he eats her out and he swallows it all by accident.

He choked because she caused a floodgate.

by Mr Rogers. November 26, 2010

flood plain

A picked out or specific plain of land used for purposeful flooding

A flood plain is used to flood to prevent flooding if a town

by swagapotomus October 21, 2013