Clay Face

A person who wears so much make-up that it covers their entire face and if a area of the neck is exposed can clearly see a line where the clay or make-up meets the true skin. Typically found in Boots fragerence sections and other make-up shops. Also known as "Being Tangoed".

Paul: Did you see that chicks face dude, was it too much make-up or just me?!
James: Yeah TOTAL Clay Face!
Paul: I could smell her perfume from 2 floors up man!
James: I think I brushed by her and a piece of it rubbed off on me.
Paul: You kept the minimum safe distance right...you know that shit can travel to 6 meters if a slice falls off?
James: SHIT!!

by Fanny Hurts May 12, 2006

Der Fuhrer's face

A cartoon released on Jan. 1 1943. A warime movie that dipicts Donald Duck living in Nutziland, (Nazi Germany). He has to be brought to work on a baynoet and work at break neak speeds in a munitions factory. It depicts the evils of the Nazi goverment and so forth. It also has a catchy song.

When Der Fuhrer says we is the master race, we hiel, hiel, right in the Der Fuhrer's face. Not to love the Fuhrer is a great discrace so we hiel, hiel, right in Der Fuhrer's face.

by DutchDude2135 December 11, 2007

Ace To Face

It means keeping your cool. Don't do anything stupid to make yourself look fooish, or uncool.

Phill: "Oh my gawd, what the hell am I going to do?"

Steve: "Dude, ACE TO FACE, you'll be alright!"

by el_chino March 12, 2009

Fuck Start his Face

Is where I come over and forcefully put my vagina on your face and force you to eat me out until you can't breathe anymore.

Emma walked up to Rodan and proceeded to Fuck start his face.

by HHRLisa August 31, 2011

YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT

the perfect phrase to yell at your friend after he slips and hits his head in a filthy, waterless pool. Usually preceded by hyena-like laughter.

Person #1: Haha, Rick just hit his head in that empty pool.
Person #2: YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT!!!

by california689 July 30, 2011

Resting Douche Face

Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.

While he might be a decent guy, his Resting Douche Face makes me think otherwise.

by Valma DooDoo May 20, 2015

I don't like your FACE.

Conversational non-sequitur designed to kill an internet discussion stone dead. Always, ALWAYS, FUCKING ALWAYS DAMMIT to be spelt out as above, capitalised final word, full stop and all. Originated in Scotland.

Dave: Scotland Scotland Scotland
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Dave: ...
Splog: I don't like your FACE.

Immanuel Kant: Nature is the existence of things, so far as it is determined according to universal laws. Should nature signify the existence of things in themselves, we could never know it either a priori or a posteriori. Not a priori, for how can we know what belongs to things in themselves, since this never can be done by the dissection of our concepts (in analytical judgments)? We do not want to know what is contained in our concept of a thing (for the concept describes what belongs to its logical being), but what is in the actuality of the thing superadded to our concept, and by what the thing itself is determined in its existence outside the concept. Our understanding, and the conditions on which alone it can connect the determinations of things in their existence, do not prescribe any rule to things themselves; these do not conform to our understanding, but it must conform itself to them; they must therefore be first given us in order to gather these determinations from them, wherefore they would not be known a priori.
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Immanuel Kant: ...

by Your FACE. July 12, 2008