airy-fairy 

Irish Slang

A person who is not "with it"; who lives in their own dreamland; does not take life or situations too seriously; is relaxed to the point of inattentiveness; absent-minded.

Sally lost her purse again last night, she is so airy-fairy about her stuff.

Billy was doodling in class all day, and forgot to take down his homework. The next day the teacher said, "Billy, stop being so airy-fairy and listen in class, you asshole."

airy-fairy by Aisling O'Keeffe August 12, 2006

tooth fairy 

Thats what you call a gay dentist.

Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.

tooth fairy by zaqwerty May 27, 2009

good idea fairy 

Military term; An evil mythical creature that whispers advice and ideas into the ears of military leadership, causing hundreds unnecessary changes and countless wasted man-hours every year. The Good Idea Fairy should be shot on sight if she is seen in your area.

Great! The CO has says that we need to provide a 24 hour guard over the weekend for the empty tents out on training area 17. He must've been visited by the good idea fairy.

good idea fairy by Trav September 27, 2004

airy-fairy 

hint: it's an adjective (not a noun) peeps...

impractical and foolishly idealistic. (oxford dictionary)

synonyms: impractical, unrealistic, idealistic, fanciful, blue-sky
"an airy-fairy perspective on love"

"love might seem an airy-fairy, romantic concept"

airy-fairy by thorshammerbc December 11, 2016

Pube fairy

The magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals.

Dude, the urinal in the bathroom of the movie theater was totally visited by the pube fairy.

Pube fairy by Lon August 29, 2007

Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Morning Wood Fairy by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

patronaberry fairy 

an amazing person who follows you around and blesses you with PATRONABERRY! (A cocktail made with blueberry vodka Patron and sprite.)

a)what you gonna be for halloween?
b)THE PATRONABERRY FAIRY! ready to get shitty?

patronaberry fairy by shandrajomama September 23, 2009