A person who literally sounds like a snake, as in their 'S', 'SH', 'TH', and 'T's all sound like they have been amped up to the point of which your ears bleed.
person 1 "Mrs. Gunther, you know your an esser, right?"
Mrs. Gunther "Jesssssssssssssssssssssica I don'ts undersssssssssssssssssttssand whatttsss you are ttttsssrying tssso ssssssssay, butsss you need tssso gettsss back tsso your ssssssssssssssssseat and sssssshhhut up."
Mrs. Gunther "Jesssssssssssssssssssssica I don'ts undersssssssssssssssssttssand whatttsss you are ttttsssrying tssso ssssssssay, butsss you need tssso gettsss back tsso your ssssssssssssssssseat and sssssshhhut up."
by I hate weaboos September 30, 2017
Get the Esser mug.Originating from Essex, the Essex smile is the art of getting a creditcard and positioning it in the victims mouth, so that the straight edge corresponds to the corners of the mouth. The attacker then punches or palm strikes the card, hence slicing the victim from the mouth to near the ears.
Attacker: OI blad fuckin gimme yer wallet
Victim: Na man
Attacker: Init blad im gunna essex smile yer white ass
Victim: Na man
Attacker: Init blad im gunna essex smile yer white ass
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A person that slanders others on the internet under a pseudonym, and is usually too weak and pathetic to state their case to a person's face.
That fucking essea prick has been on facebook writing shit again. I hope he chokes.
Apparently, essea thinks you're a dork. He won't say it to your face, but he spread it all over the internet.
Apparently, essea thinks you're a dork. He won't say it to your face, but he spread it all over the internet.
by Fritz Hegel May 11, 2008
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-adjective
1. an offensive or embarassing behavior
2. something that is terrible, or of poor quality
-noun
1. an offensive odor
2. an offensive sight, sound or person
-adjective
1. an offensive or embarassing behavior
2. something that is terrible, or of poor quality
-noun
1. an offensive odor
2. an offensive sight, sound or person
Did you see old girl over there in that skirt? She's about 20 pounds too big for that. She was straight up essence of booty, yo.
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