Suck an egg

Variation of "Fuck off" or "whatever".

Tom: You cant play this game for shit.

Brian: Go suck an egg.

by Shadows_420 May 28, 2009

Awkward Eggs

1. An obligatory meal following a one-night-stand and preceding the walk of shame, often characterized by such blundering phrases as, "Soooo...your name again...right, right..." and, "guess we should trade numbers just in case any tests pop up positive, yeah…?"

2. When last night’s booty call has not yet securely left the premises as another date arrives promptly for breakfast

*Note to a playa: in the situation awkward eggs occurs, playas may want to brush up on such skillz as 1: Ambiguity (play dumb) & 2: Proximity (get the hell outta there son!)

"She was standing around in his kitchen in a cheap wrinkled sundress from the night before..."
"What'd you DO?"
"I ate my eggs and got the f* outta there!"
"Well shiiiit, ain't dat some awkward eggs!"

by Really???????? April 29, 2010

egg wrap

1. A deathly sulphorous fart.

*not ever to be confused with agrap or aggrap as it is sometimes called, which is infact short for 'aggressive rap'.

aw man, egg wrap right there.
who wrapped the egg?
that is a fuckin egg wrap.

by CarnivorousJewSlayerSavage July 12, 2006

Egg bush

A small and rather polite bush that dwells in another's garden and gets fucked regularly.

1. I REALLY NEED A SHIT! Oh, I'll just fuck that Egg bush first, damn it's fine...

2.
Person 1: Whoa!
Person 2: I'D TAP THAT!
Person 1: What a fine specimen of an Egg bush she is too, i'd ride her like a parakeet.

by Matt-the-twat January 11, 2008

egg music

The music your Dad listens to while making Sunday brunch.

(i.e. Lionel Richie)

Ugh, Dad's listening to egg music again while making his famous omelets.

by Shamruck August 12, 2015

egg daddy

Someone that you want to egg, so pretty egg, you wanna egg with them, him her eggs, egg

BE MY EGG DADDY

by Oofmom May 22, 2018

rusty eggs

The act of squeezing your balls tight and forcing entry into somebody’s butthole, then you pull them back out, and quickly drop your poopy bag in their mouth.

“Damn it Keith, wash your face after you eat rusty eggs I’m sick of you coming to work with Paul’s ballshit all over your face”.

by TwiztedSnowman December 27, 2019