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Suck an egg

Tom: You cant play this game for shit.

Brian: Go suck an egg.
by Shadows_420 May 28, 2009
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egg wrap

1. A deathly sulphorous fart.

*not ever to be confused with agrap or aggrap as it is sometimes called, which is infact short for 'aggressive rap'.
aw man, egg wrap right there.
who wrapped the egg?
that is a fuckin egg wrap.
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egg punk

The best type of punk music, i.e. tongue-in-cheek/fun

More accurately it's a modernish punk subgenre that focuses on humour/not taking itself seriously and often lofi quality production generally leaning on more major chords and weird sounds. it's currently growing quickly in Australia and is almost "anti-punk" as it is almost satirical of some of the unironic punk attributes that were growing in the 2000s-2010s.

Often mentioned in opposition/comparison to chain punk, its more cringey unironic counterpart

Some staple egg punk bands are Lumpy And The Dumpers, Gee Tee, C.C.T.V, and Research Reactor Corp.
by Buzzcut boy June 28, 2022
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egg daddy

Someone that you want to egg, so pretty egg, you wanna egg with them, him her eggs, egg
BE MY EGG DADDY
by Oofmom May 22, 2018
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Awkward Eggs

1. An obligatory meal following a one-night-stand and preceding the walk of shame, often characterized by such blundering phrases as, "Soooo...your name again...right, right..." and, "guess we should trade numbers just in case any tests pop up positive, yeah…?"

2. When last night’s booty call has not yet securely left the premises as another date arrives promptly for breakfast

*Note to a playa: in the situation awkward eggs occurs, playas may want to brush up on such skillz as 1: Ambiguity (play dumb) & 2: Proximity (get the hell outta there son!)
"She was standing around in his kitchen in a cheap wrinkled sundress from the night before..."
"What'd you DO?"
"I ate my eggs and got the f* outta there!"
"Well shiiiit, ain't dat some awkward eggs!"
by Really???????? April 29, 2010
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egg music

The music your Dad listens to while making Sunday brunch.

(i.e. Lionel Richie)
Ugh, Dad's listening to egg music again while making his famous omelets.
by Shamruck August 12, 2015
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Egg bush

A small and rather polite bush that dwells in another's garden and gets fucked regularly.
1. I REALLY NEED A SHIT! Oh, I'll just fuck that Egg bush first, damn it's fine...

2.
Person 1: Whoa!
Person 2: I'D TAP THAT!
Person 1: What a fine specimen of an Egg bush she is too, i'd ride her like a parakeet.
by Matt-the-twat January 11, 2008
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