Duke Silver

Ron Swanson's swingin', blues-playing alter-ego.

“As always, it is a thrill to be here during this wishing hour with you lovely ladies. Now relax, and let the Duke Silver Trio take you on a little journey…to yourself”

“Find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz”

by Lanky J August 28, 2023

Duke’s WiFi

Dukes WiFi is terrible he says he has the best WiFi in LA but it’s a lie he has McDonald’s WiFi🤨⁉️

“ duke’s WiFi is terrible 🙁💔”

by Willy.kirbert May 14, 2021

Sweat Duke

1) A term generally utilized in the Southern United States describing the act of defecation in a hot, air-condition free, and generally uncomfortable facility whereas the act of defecating (or taking a duke) instantaneously produces a sheen of sweat making the wiping of one's posterior a slippery, sweaty and colossally unnerving undertaking; 2) Any uncomfortable situation producing the psychological effect of actually having to perform the aforementioned duking; 3) A general colloquialism amongst close friends where a need to duke immediately and violently becomes apparent and must be vocalized in explication of a speedy egress from the group; 4) A verbal recognition of affirmation to a close friend for having to complete a reprehensible and unpleasant task.

Sorry I was late, I had to hit the outhouse for a mighty Sweat Duke before I came to the BBQ.

Having to tell that woman I ran over her chincilla with the brush-hog was a real Sweat Duke.

Ah, Man! Gotta go -Sweat Duke time! <--*in response* Poor Billy, I hope he is okay...Be strong soldier. Be strong.

by silverback487 November 23, 2011

power duke

When you have to take a very big shit and know you will be in the bathroom for a while.

I will be in the bathroom. I have to take a power duke!

by Amalfia January 31, 2018

chocolate duke

noun attributed to someone or something that was totally dominated, beaten, or completely destroyed

My brother ate the last of the cookies, so I gave him the chocolate duke. or

Connor McGregor gave Jose Aldo the chocolate duke in the first round to win the title.

by Der Mask September 23, 2020

chocolate duke

noun: expression to establish complete domination over, to destroy completely.

Connor McGregor gave Jose Aldo the chocolate duke to win the title.

by Der Mask September 19, 2020

minor duke

A term used to describe someone or something taking a massive piss

Yo dawg, imma go take a minor duke brb.

by ChiefBigMeat November 19, 2020