dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.

Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing

by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017

dolphin hunting

Going to a nightclub with the intent of attracting an extremely good looking lady. (Opposite of whale watching)

Man I can't wait to go dolphin hunting with the boys this Friday!

by Rizzmeister900 February 22, 2023

dolphin gravy

the vaginal discharge that seeps out of fat women's vaginas and fat folds

I took that fat chick from the bar home and she let me eat her "Dolphin Gravy"

by JaCrispy420 October 1, 2020

The Dirty dolphin

While in 69 she squirts in your nose and you have to blow it out

Babe, did I drown you?" "Nah, you just came so hard I did a the dirty dolphin."

by The Grand Poooba August 6, 2020

the full dolphin

To shave or wax ALL hair from the body. Including eyebrows, pubic, head and body hair.

Cory: what did you decide on for your wax?
Michelle: I went for the full dolphin

by jamesjwood April 26, 2017

Hammer dolphin

A very skinny, very hairless man with a giant cock. Nuff said.

Did you see Quinten in the shower the other day? Total hammer dolphin. Fuck I'd love to be that guy.

by Published author man dude bro April 4, 2022

Greasy dolphin

The act of entering the vagina by sliding from a distance away then flopping around

Hey dude I just gave my girlfriend a greasy dolphin

by Pororo_117 July 27, 2017