by TheBlowKing123 April 14, 2015
by yourboyzzz December 20, 2017
A man who is a warrior while tending to the farm. They usually fall hard when they are falling for someone and they usually fail because of a lack in judgement on the woman's part. He is not a pressuring person but he is persistent and would give up anything for his partner whether they be male or female. David's tend to go both ways. They are a bit large but have a gentle teddy bear personality. They are protecting and a bit nerdy. They fall for gorgeous girls like a Tiara, because of her beauty yet slight lack of brains. They fall for thick, African american chicks more than anything because of their love for the culture. teddy bear cuddly
John: Who's that guy lifting 233 lbs over there?
Tiara: That guy's hot. He must be a David!
John: Oh wow, what a man.
muscle man good human buy David coffee mugs
Tiara: That guy's hot. He must be a David!
John: Oh wow, what a man.
muscle man good human buy David coffee mugs
by futureteller January 11, 2013
a david is a gay and over dramatic person, who loves to fuck over people. he also things its funny to crash 70,000 dollar cars. yes thats right, hes a fuck up. and talks like a women. no joke. hes stupid too and ugly!
that guy is so david
by poobear11111111111111111111111 September 26, 2010
A back stabbing, heart breaking loser who doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as a fat ass monkey with big fat ass ears.
by girl who hates david July 27, 2009
A restaurant term used by reckless cooks in the kitchen, when announced, warrants the act of sabotaging food.
Restaurant customer (1): Wha... What is this? I just found pubes in my sandwich.
Restaurant customer (2): Dude, they totally just pulled a david on you.
Restaurant customer (2): Dude, they totally just pulled a david on you.
by Batlander April 17, 2008
by Floopinscoopin June 01, 2019