Dan Ross

A government sponge who doesn't do anything with his life except hide in a room like Howie does in a closet from the benchwarmers movie.

You don't wanna be like Dan Ross. He has a dog that he lets shit on the floor to go green and stink up the room. His mum got fucked by a guy named Nial his own age while he slept on trash bags in the room next door. The girl he fancied named Laura had a 3-sum with his mum Lorraine and a guy named Craig while he listened like the beta cuck fuck he is.

by Dat_Fuze August 20, 2019

grundle dan

Grundle Dan is a name that actor and Smosh Cast member Shayne Topp (@supershayne on twitter) uses as a joke and is mostly used for vulgar purposes

I just had he most horrific sex with Grundle Dan

by SSshshshshshshshshdhidfofogjko November 30, 2017

surfer dan

An impressionable young fellow who loves to cook for his best friends in the world Nick Kyle Jenn Felipe and Original Dan. He has dreamy eyes, smoldering in fact. Naturally athletic, great style, curls that curl the heartstrings of young klassy ladies. STUD. Super duper alleyooper badass. Fabulous, blows my mind, blows my world, and blows my... ya know. ;) stunning.

Today is the best day ever, I spent it with Surfer Dan.

Jenn- "Did you see Surfer Dan the other day?"
Lauren- "Why yes I did, I was so wet!"
Jenn- "I know, he's so stunning!"

by danieliscool January 18, 2012

Dan Howell

A queer, British internet personality who is scared of whisks, moths, and scrambled eggs. He and his (boy?)friend, Phil, have created an extremely dangerous cult known as the Phandom (or collectively Susan) where lonely thirteen year old introverted emos wear whiskers on their faces and chant things such as "Mirror butt", "Ladders", "Hi, so my name is Dan", and "Yee". Dan has gone on two world tours with Phil (The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire and Interactive Introverts) where he regrettably socialized with the cult members. He is also known for having a glowing blue penis and a weird sexual relationship with stray Maltesers boxes. The world is also extremely proud of him for coming out. Good job, danny boy.

I am DISGUSTED. I am REVOLTED. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior, Dan Howell, and THIS is the thanks I get?

by Pussy Guzzler June 23, 2019

Jo-Dan

Is a cooler way of saying Jordan. Makes people feel better when saying it.

Yo did you hear about Jo-Dan he is so rad!

by Jordan Piercy November 4, 2007

Lieutenant Dan

Forrest Gump's army buddy.

"Noooo, lieutenant Dan don't go!!

by OMG it's varli! July 2, 2019

Dan Buckley

A Dan Buckley is a legend! If you see a Dan Buckley make sure to buy his dinner as he likes his potato and onion. A Dan Buckley is a happy chap and loves Peter Werth and TOWIE. When a Dan Buckley comes near, make sure to mess up his hair and give him a cheeky grin. A lovely, down to honest sort is Dan Buckley.

'Omg have you seen Dan Buckley'
'Yeahh he looks so cool in his Peter Werth scarf!'

by whiskeyyy November 8, 2011