Jean Claude Van Damme

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.

Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!

by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

damion

A tumor that continually recurs

That pancreatic Damion is kiling my Mom!

by Linda Bird April 25, 2005

dammian

A Dammian is a sweet kind boy who is always smiling having fun and playing video games. He is determined to get what he wants.

Dammian is the best kid in the world!!!

by 140542 May 11, 2016

daemonni

the most fun and out going person you will meet. she’s claims to be shy around people but everyone knows her and is friends with her. she’s also very talkative but you don’t mind because her talking is music to your ears. an amazing person overall

do you know who daemonni is?
yeah everyone knows her

by sad21 May 23, 2018

Damon Desrochers

Damon is a two foot beauty. Damon is a baller that can sink three's and is better than John. Damon is a true beauty that gets all the girls.

Homie "Man is that ever small."
Me "Reminds me of Damon Desrochers"

by Lil Mateski June 1, 2018

damiola

A dumb ugly boy who smells like the absolute worst thing in the entire world but has a very good sense of humor and flirts with every girl in existence, yet always fails.

Bro my cat just blew chunks! “I thought it smelled like damiola in here”

by Flavatown16 May 12, 2021

dammit boy

When two grown men are talking and one wants to change the subject .

Keith said "Dammit boy thats good shit but I'm gonna get out of here have a good night"

by Zrtitie May 24, 2021