Dreamsexual

The valid version: An asexuality where you only feel sexual attraction in your dreams.

The unvalid version: Sexual attraction towards the Minecraft Youtube Dream. Anyone who identifies as this is braindead.

Guy 1 - I identify as dreamsexual
Guy 2 - The minecraft youtuber?
Guy 1 - No
Guy 2 - Cool bro you're valid

Guy 1 - I identify as Dreamsexual
Guy 2 - The Minecraft Youtuber?
Guy 1 - Yeah
Guy 2 - Never talk to me again you social reject

by ssplashingttwo March 30, 2024

Dreamsexual

God's way of making people hate him

Son: dad I'm dreamsexual
Dad: I'm going to go get the milk

by Ashboi July 5, 2022

Dreamsexual

short way of saying that you are fatherless

Bully: What you gonna do? call your dad?

Victim: no i'm dreamsexual

by Nerius July 11, 2022

dreamsexual

fucking pathetic retarded people who turn a youtubers name into a sexuality and mostly gacha kids use it

YOU ARE BEING DREAMOPHOBIC I AM A PROUD DREAMSEXUAL

by dictionaryretard1635 July 15, 2022

Dreamsexual

Fucking retards that think being attracted to a fucking avocado is valid

Person 1: “ what’s your sexuality”?

Person 2: “I’m dreamsexual and all dreamsexuals are valid!”.

Person 1: “ shut the fuck up this is why you have no friends no father figure AND ZERO FUCKING BITCHES”.

by Dream phones are valid July 22, 2022

Dreamsexual

A person who is so cringe they ship themself with a MINECRAFT YOUTUBER

Cringe dream stan: mom, dad.. I have something to tell you..
mom: go for it hun!
dad: what's up?
cringe dream stan: i'm dreamsexual UwU IM SO POGGERS!
mom: get out of my house
dad: oh also your adopted, and you were a failed abortion :)

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IF YOU ARE A DREAMSEXUAL, IF ONE DREAMSEXUAL COMES IN MY HOUSE I WILL CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT, AND I WILL DEVELOP DEPRESSION. thank you for reading WHY DREAM STANS ARE CRINGE

im dreamsexual SO POGGERS

by robinisnonbinary July 25, 2022

Dreamsexual

1. an individual who is sexually attracted to the Minecraft YouTuber dream (invalid sexuality)
2. also known as Sognaresexual and Yumesexual is when someone only feels sexual attraction during dreams, but rarely or never feels sexual attraction when awake (valid sexuality)

Dream stan: Mom, I'm dreamsexual!
Mom: when a child has no father

person 1: hi bro I'm dreamsexual
person 2: cool! do you feel attraction outside of dreams?

by nerd1390 August 2, 2022