by FurryVibes October 4, 2023

A merit based cult created by a Canadian immigrant named "Maximus Wellington" aka "obsster". Obsster came to this country and he created the brotendo cult. Anyone who is in the cult but is found worthless by obsster is banished and exiles to the realm of the 'forgotten' in the realm of the forgotten a person will either be a bronie, bromigo, or a bronegro all based on what got them banished. The clan revolves around dank memes and is being sought after by the CIA. Obsster currently has several death warrants and is as allusive as Bigfoot. Only members if the cult get to see obsster. Obsster is basically the Charles Manson of the meme world. Their gang sign is the 🅱️ emoji.
by Brotendo dong December 1, 2017

A cult consisting of smooth jazz enthusiasts. The only music allowed is that of Kelpy G’s. The cult has three tiers; the lowest being the slaves, the second being the disciples and the third being the Elite. These all hold different purposes in upholding Kelpy’s influence globally, however, the cult has one central prophet who interrupts the wisdom of Kelpy G and leads over the cult. To join simply stick or your pinkie and thumb finger and shake in a back and forth motion, while saying “mahala.”
by Kreggery May 6, 2018

The Big Fish Cult is a group of people who will do anything for THE Big Fish. Big Fish is the God of the 4th Dimension.
by TnTbone04 May 17, 2018

A group of guys being guys in this one discord server, fools being fools. Named after a basement that was indeed made kf hardwood. Pretty epic.
by Trainguy43 April 20, 2020

by Brngsphc November 6, 2020

When you’re in the pool in a swimsuit or birthday suit and other people are inside the house in all of their clothes. They try and convince other people in the pool to exit and join their cult on the inside.
by Kandlkiwi September 22, 2023
