celling tile

It’s uhh on a celling and uhh tasty

A: I love celling tiles! They are so nutritious
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die

by I love celling tiles May 31, 2024

Calling Whales

When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.

I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned

or

Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?

Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.

by PoschSpice30 March 18, 2024

Culping

The act of pressing your (or anothers) hard erect penis. This is intended to shrink the penis. The reverse of jelqing.

Bro I can't do this geography presentation, can you try Culping it for me?

by BIGDAWGSEXGOD March 21, 2024

Calling the beagle

at some point in the past, Andrew Secunda, celebrity co-host of Star Trek: the next conversation podcast, went to a dog show with an ex-girlfriend. At the beginning of the show, he said that the beagle was going to win and ultimately he was right.

This story has been told time and time again with no recollection of ever having being told in the past. Because of this, the phrase “calling the beagle“ has been used to reference stories which are told multiple times by a person without any recollection of the story ever being told before.

“and then I said…”

“Yeah I know what you said. You’re calling the beagle.”

by BillMcGov March 7, 2025

cumling

a midget pedofile

hide you kids its a cumling

by tongy12345 April 28, 2025

calling in a chit

Calling in a debt; a favor to be repaid

Are you asking as a friend or are you calling in a chit? Im calling in a chit; a favor.

by LunaticByNature September 10, 2025

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and high on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yeah, it was a classic Collingwood Crack

by chudtopia January 4, 2026