Pause for The Cause

the intentional stopping of an event or action due to the surprising nature of said event or action

"oh my gosh...pause for the cause. ANYONE can post a definition on urban dictionary"

by stewie2009 October 28, 2008

consent culture

An irrational current of thought, an outgrowth of the sexual predator-based culture of fear, that apparently is turning, if not altogether consciously, spontaneous, delicious, oft messy and ever wonderful human sexuality into a computer algorithm. Respect for other people's rights is a core foundation of civil society, but this goes to show that pretty much anything can be overdone.

Unofficially:
Step 1: "Can I hug you?"
Step 2: "Yes"
Step 3: *gives a hug*

Officially:
//Attempt to initiate physical sexual contact through verbal question.
String bsquestion = new String("May I hug you?");

//Await response, when response is received, if you are still possibly in the mood for romance, act on previously stated request.
NoPassionHug = new Hug Jhug();
return NoPassionHug();

//p.s. learn java (goes for me as well)
//p.p.s. consent culture is BS.

by Baconking December 17, 2007

consensus media

A situation where the majority of media outlets, usually on the political left, have an uncannily similar perspective on an issue.

The consensus media has decided that man made global warming is a fact.

by The Glunk January 1, 2012

the law of unconscious consent

If a girl would sleep with you while they're sober, but end up passing out due to alcohol or other reasons; it's still ok to have sex with them in their unconscious state.

"dude how did you get any action last night? she was passed out cold!"
"I used the law of unconscious consent!"

by eziggs18 July 18, 2009

dubious consent

Just because you regret it doesn't mean it's rape.

I was drunk and last night and had sex with this guy I thought was hot at the time but he's a douche so I'm going to say it was dubious consent.

by femminist25 November 10, 2013

causeplay

Cosplaying but for a cause and to raise awareness.

I think I just saw the Monopoly Man at the Senate Banking hearing sit right behind the Equifax CEO Richard Smith. That's wild.

No... it's causeplay. No get-out-of-jail cards for millionaires from companies like Equifax & Wells Fargo!

by D e l e t e October 6, 2017

Cause of Suicide

Middle school and especially PARCC testing which you take in middle school is the leading cause of suicide in anyone of any age. People prefer hell to middle school and rightfully so. If you are going into 6th grade, just die, its easier. Not really, but kind of.

Why did he have to commit suicide?
He was in middle school.
And
# Cause of Suicide

by AC from Northern May 1, 2019