doing a rookie cookie

basically when you are a fucking loser cunt in bed and you can't please your wife for shit, you fat pisshole.

Melanie told me that her loser husband Bob was doing a rookie cookie, so i did her instead.

by CockBlock29 June 12, 2018

Burn your cookies

let out all your tears and cry, you fat whore

"Burn your cookies girl"

by JOEMAMASFAT November 9, 2019

poison mushroom cookie

a cookie from the popular game cookie run: kingdom! they are very cute.

me: "hey have u seen poison mushroom cookie? they are so cute!!!"
other person: "i agree they are precious!!!"

by GamerStar September 30, 2021

Dark Enchantress Cookie

Some old hag from cookie run kingdom

"Bro dark enchantress cookie is so menacing"
"Ikr"

by emperorbelos April 7, 2022

Cookie Nipples

Exceedingly large nipple area on a chick.

Renee looked good until she took off her shirt and exposed her cookie nipples. I nearly puked when I saw those fuckers.

by Lazynutz July 4, 2005

cookiebater

One who prefers to masturbate while eating cookies.

What's with all of these empty tissue boxes and cookie crumbs?

Oh that's just Garrett. He's a cookiebater.

by jcssurf October 27, 2008

cookie monster flip stack

An amount of money equaling a thousand dollars; A grand; A g

Steve won the poker tournament and took home a cookie monster flip stack.

by Elizabeth Hill December 10, 2010