Compass

n. - The act of defecating in a toilet by sitting normally and taking four 90 degree rotated seatings, each seating involving partial defecation.

The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.

A childish prank.

Similar to back straddling.

"I hate that guy so much I performed a compass in his toilet. Just watch him clean it up"

by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010

Companion

Recent term for escort, full service sexual services provider.

Twitter won't let me list myself as an escort . So I have to list myself as a companion. If you're traveling and you want to find a sex worker on Twitter, search for #companion and your city.

by Totally Sexxy Nerd February 28, 2019

Compact disk

A compact disk is the long form of a CD. It's that circular thing with a silvery backside that contains all the music/movies/data/shit/porn that you downloaded from the net is usually stored. It is what you call the principle portable data storage method for the late twentieth century. A CD comes in two sizes, the larger CD has a capacity of 700 MB, or 80 minutes of sound, and the smaller ones have a capacity of 185 MB, or 21 minutes of sound. There are three kinds of CDs. PRe-recorded CDs that comes with software / music / data already burnt in. CD-Rs where you get to burn data, and CD-RW where you get to burn as well aas erase data. As of now, portable data storage is changing over to flash drives and DVDs.

Bruning compact disks can be fun. Either way that you take it.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

compassionate conservative

1. Compassionate conservative is an oxymoron; George W. Bush is just a moron.
2. Mike M. from our school
3. National Socialist
4. Fascist
5. Mussolini

"That's just frankly despicable." - Mike M.

by 8R4193N May 29, 2004

insurance company whore

one who gains insurance company dollars by using there profession to deceive

That disablities exspert was a real insurance company whore.

by john smith March 31, 2003

Compassionate Conservative

A sentence that does not exist in the English language.

President Bush is the least compassionate conservative ever.

by If this isn't obvious, a liberal October 7, 2007

Battlefield: Bad Company 3

A rumored game in the Battlefield series of FPS games that will never exist because Call of Duty is the best FPS ever. Of All Time.

But Halo's good, two.

Dude 1: Hey, you heard about Battlefield: Bad Company 3?
Dude 2: You mean that Battlefield game that will never come to reality to to EA shutting down Dice in the next few years?
Dude 1: Where did you get that from?
Dude 2: Thought of from the top my head. Dude, I hate EA.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Because all of the bad things from that one guy said about CoD.
Dude 1: Dude, fish have nothing to do with this. We're talking about games.
*Awkward Silence*
Dude 1: What? What?? WHAT?!
Dude 2: I MEANT CALL OF DUTY, IDIOT!!!!!
Dude 1: Wait, what? "Call of Duty"? Never heard of it.
Dude 2: You're serious?
Dude 1: Who made it and published it?
Dude 2: You mean MAKES and PUBLISHES THEM. There's more than one game, dude. And they're still going. Oh, Infinity Ward and Treyarch make them, and Activision publishes them.
Dude 2: Activision made a deal with Microsoft so map packs come out first on Xbox 360.
Dude 2: Survival Mode for Modern Warfare 3, Nazi Zombies for World at War and Black Ops, best game series ever, dude. You HAVE to play it.
Dude 1: (muffled giggles) Xbox! I play PS3.
Dude 2: Then you have no life.
Nerd: I play Halo!
Both Dudes: SHUT UP! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HALO!

by LukeMCFC141 January 7, 2012