Colon High School

A small school located in Colon, Michigan riding on the coattails of a single football state championship in 8-player after going 2-7 2 years before in 11-player. The school is also known for the amount "country boys/girls" with their dads old Cateye and/or the jeep "they saved a summer worth of pay to buy" that was 15k. But you also have the real country boys/girls who roll up in a rusty Xj with cut fenders. The graduating classes are around 50 students give or take depending on how many assignments are actually graded.

Forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes I attended Colon High School

I gradimatated from Colon High School.

by SwervingIrvin December 13, 2021

Coconut Milk

Amazing milk and when bought at chinese supermakets it has a sus woman on the side.

Joe: yo did you see that coconut milk carton
Jimmy: nah whats so special about it?
Joe: it has woman
Jimmy: DAYUM

by Sigfiglover March 24, 2022

coconut sniffer

to insult a group of rich inbred relatives.

(usually a different ethnicity than yourself)

"your family consists of coconut sniffers"

by Kenna <33 August 29, 2022

coconu

A type of natural lube to have better sex naturally.

Person 1: I’m bouta go over to my girls house to fuck her hard

Person 2: Here take some coconu for some better sex

by Chef_boiR_D.. March 23, 2023

colon sauce

Another word for diarrhea.

Dude last nights Taco Bell gave me colon sauce this morning.

by Masturbabe May 8, 2023

coconut brain

1:Describes someone who is so empty-headed, or stupid that it seems that there are no more braincells in this persons head, that this persons head can be described as a coconut, which is a blank empty fruit.

2:Another meaning: no thoughts in ones head.

1:He's been rambling on about cocomelon for an hour, such coconut brain activites.
2:Dude, shes been staring at the abcs for 10 minutes now, its giving coconut brain activites.

by lvsersxvii October 1, 2023

Lazy Coconut

1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.

2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.

I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!

by Adam Hopkins. March 6, 2011