Coatesing

The act of looking busy and important, when in fact you are doing nothing, and just slacking.

"Hey, look at Deb, she is Coatesing!"

by Ohhhhhh December 8, 2004

Take a coat of paint off his ass

To be really close to one's ass.

I told him to take a coat of paint off his ass.

by Slash September 17, 2003

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

haden coats

your local druggie that comes to school high on shrooms and always needing to barrow a pencil for assinment that was due 6 months ago

my friend haden coats came to school high and asked if he could use a pencil i gave him a pencil and he asked me if i would buy shrooms from him

by titties76 April 4, 2019

Pickle-coating

(verb) The opposite of sugar-coating. The way eastern parents present information:

pickle-coating: You are too dark for that color.

(compare with sugar-coated: "This other color suits you better")

by Aragil June 30, 2023

Juss flappin' yer coat-tails

In other words, juss sassin' ya. Comes from da playful-but-annoying practice of coming up behind someone who's wearing a long jacket with a divided lower back, grabbing da jacket just above da slit, and then vigorously/rapidly yanking da lower part of da jacket in and out to make da pair of tails slap against da person's butt.

Me: If yer too warm, why doncha go take a dip in da ocean?
You: Jump in da ocean??? Are you crazy??? It's chilly and whitecaps-windy out there!
Me: I know, I know... juss flappin' yer coat-tails...! :D

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

Dar uma de Coates

To score the last-minute goal;
To secure the dub at the last chance;

Diogo is going to dar uma de Coates at K Urban Beach by pulling a hot brunette before closing time.

by gomazilla March 5, 2021