clam carnival

A sausage fest for girlz

Betsy invited Susanne and Gertrude over. Little did they know, they were having a clam carnival.

by Hotty McBody September 28, 2013

clean clam

when the area around the vagina is lacking pubic hair.

samantha, shes got a clean clam.

by sho bozzle February 22, 2007

Thrusty Clam

n. Insertion of the penis or a vibrator or dildo into a person's mouth such that speech is occluded, rendered incoherent or prevented altogether.

Bitch starts chirping me, so I gave him the Thrusty Clam.

by TOothFairy February 15, 2014

clam-grappler

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.

Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!

by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009

Clam Poppin

To gyrate hips rapidly in a sexual fashion while thrusting the pelvis upward. A cultural trend that has taken over music videos.

Although closely related to coochie-pop, clam poppin is the more acceptable term because of the stigmatization of coochie-pop

associated with being ghetto. Clam poppin has now become trendy among female musicians, such as Madonna, Beyonce, Rihanna, Ciara,

Keri Hilson etc. to sell more records.

-Insert white gurl name hurr- was clam poppin to the new Britney Spears song.

by nicolecareface January 26, 2011

clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.

Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.

by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016

Clam hamper

A lesbians mouth

That stupid lesbo wouldn’t shut her clam hamper

by Filthy Mark March 15, 2021