Clam pancake

n. When something goes really bad or is a big failure.

That motorcycle jump was such a clam pancake.

by FarmerPT October 29, 2019

clam shanty

A modern new age name for the vagina/pussy.

I told this guy he needed to bring his clam shucker over here to crack open my clam shanty.

by Darcizzle March 22, 2023

Popped Clam

A gaping pussy. Typically, post coitus with an endowed partner or large sexual device. May also pop the clam from fisting.

Rachel got out her hand mirror to look at her gaping popped Clam after Tyrone beat her guts for over an hour.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2019

Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.

I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

juicing the clam

The female equivalent of spanking the monkey.

Sarah was late for dinner because she was juicing the clam.

by Moater Works December 30, 2017

clam carnival

A sausage fest for girlz

Betsy invited Susanne and Gertrude over. Little did they know, they were having a clam carnival.

by Hotty McBody September 28, 2013

clean clam

when the area around the vagina is lacking pubic hair.

samantha, shes got a clean clam.

by sho bozzle February 22, 2007