Thrusty Clam

n. Insertion of the penis or a vibrator or dildo into a person's mouth such that speech is occluded, rendered incoherent or prevented altogether.

Bitch starts chirping me, so I gave him the Thrusty Clam.

by TOothFairy February 15, 2014

Clam pancake

n. When something goes really bad or is a big failure.

That motorcycle jump was such a clam pancake.

by FarmerPT October 29, 2019

clean clam

when the area around the vagina is lacking pubic hair.

samantha, shes got a clean clam.

by sho bozzle February 22, 2007

Popped Clam

A gaping pussy. Typically, post coitus with an endowed partner or large sexual device. May also pop the clam from fisting.

Rachel got out her hand mirror to look at her gaping popped Clam after Tyrone beat her guts for over an hour.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2019

clam spit

The female act of urinating.

"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."

by Chief_BigNic November 20, 2016

Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.

Dude your hands smell like clam jelly

by Dr Clam September 6, 2020

Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.

I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014