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cigarettes

A perfectly legal way to slowly lose $10, your lung capacity, and the ability to climb stairs without sounding like you just ran a marathon. Commonly smoked to "take the edge off," eventually taken up full-time to deal with the stress of trying to quit. Cigarettes are often used used to look cool in high school, only to realize fifteen years later that lung cancer isn’t very fashionable.
"Mark said he picked up cigarettes to deal with stress, and now he’s stressed about how to quit cigarettes

"Yeah, I only started smoking to take breaks at work, now I’m behind a dumpster questioning all my life choices"
by Alon-A December 13, 2025
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Cigarette City

What dru is gonna be doing thsi summer when he is up north
Were in cigarette city now bois
by YungGravey January 4, 2019
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Smoke a cigarette in the rain

Hyperbole (exaggerated statement) describing a person with an extremely large nose.
Have you ever seen Zach Hadel before? That thing is huge!

Yeah, he could smoke a cigarette in the rain.
by Professor Doodlewacker May 8, 2024
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Smashing Cigarettes

My friend's wife said they were smashing cigarettes earlier.
by RaccoonChickenIII November 11, 2022
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aim a cigarette

1. Richard aimed his cigarette at the blank page and exhaled.

2. Verb. To aim a cigarette is to light a cigarette before writing.
by Crftmghk September 27, 2021
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