choad

Ball or drop of semen attatched to the penis or testes, usually after masturbation.

"Or you can lick the choads off my nuts after your mom jerks me tomorrow!" said Tommy.

by tames September 5, 2005

choad

The little flap of skin that connects the penis to the ballsack. (NOT the same as gooch, or taint)

"She licked my balls and dick, then she started flicking my choad with her tongue! It was awesome!"

by Carl Betty October 24, 2006

choagie

When a girl blows you while a dog eats a hoagie out of her pussy.

"Like Gee Whiz Scoob, Velma gives the best van choagies ever!"

by Martiansuccessor March 17, 2009

choad bag

it is something that keeps fat dicks warm

my mate isaac has one e.g oh my god my choad bag keeps me warm

by p-hillip May 30, 2006

choad

a square freaky dick

brian bell can't keep his hands off his choad

by joe April 7, 2004

choads

two choads for the price of one.

two choads dont make a write.

by petrers lol April 13, 2005

Choad

Like the above definitions. Funny thing is, I was calling a fellow co-worker that, who happens to be Indian (not Native American). Turns out Choad means vagina in Indian.

'Ram you're such a choad.'
'Why did you just call me that?'

by alphahooker November 22, 2004