Chode

A person or thing who is stupid, mean, irritating or some combination of the three. A jackass, a douchebag.

"That guy is such a chode."

"Don't be a chode, share your chocolate with me."

"These chode jeans keep falling down."

by lina.rhodent June 29, 2009

Chode

A penis that is equal in length and width

Dale Glenn has a chode

by obey31 April 16, 2010

Chode

A sandwich, that looks like a penis. That is often given out of love.

Person A. "Dood whats wrong with that sammich?"

Person B. " Its a total chode, person C. gave it to me"

Person A. "D'aw that must be love."

by Khan Gurotesku April 3, 2011

Chode

Matt Guffy, Weatherman, a penis that is wider than it is short

Matt Guffy has a chode, did you send her pictures of your chode?

by Chodeinthemouth April 4, 2009

Chode

A short fat Italian car salesman that looks to be about 9 months preggers.

AKA: F.r.a.n.k V.i.t.o.l.o

That guy has to have a Chode!

What a Chode!

He looks like a complete Chode!

by ipod touch theif December 19, 2012

chode

a character in pop sci fi series 'Tripping the Rift'

HEY chode your purple a fuckhead

by a viewer March 10, 2005

chode

A male reproductive organ that is thicker or wider than it is long.

"He has a fat chode," the newscaster said.

by EveryoneHasTheNameDAN! July 21, 2008