What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.
I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!
by QuacksO August 04, 2018
The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015
The homosexual sexual act of a male engaging in anal sex with another male and allowing the recipient or receiver to clean the meat whistle covered in fecal matter with there mouth.
by Buzzard lips February 21, 2021
“Dave you’ll never believe what just happened down at the pub,
This girl came over and gave me a chilly ted”
This girl came over and gave me a chilly ted”
by Ozzymandiass June 12, 2022
I’m about to a chilly appointment.
by NEX is here December 06, 2019
by fcad July 22, 2021