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Enrangment Child

A child that is annoying, and crude to many people.This was often seen in Five nights at Fuckboys, and a fan spinoff game of Five nights at Freddys.
Person one: Billy is such an enrangment child!

Person Two: I know right, he broke my TV!
by mrs.buttman May 8, 2015
mugGet the Enrangment Childmug.

orange child

by kgzmomm1 September 19, 2019
mugGet the orange childmug.

fraud child

A fraud child is a child whos mother receives child support from a man that did not father the child. This happens when a woman names a man as the childs father when the mother knows or suspects that the man she has named is not the biological father in order to receive financial support.
The judge determined he must continue to pay child support on the fraud child until the fraud child turns 18.
by Kmccuistion December 12, 2016
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Miracle child

Someone that should not be alive.
Deputy Goss is a miracle child. He was born with a cyst on his liver.
by Not1055 June 4, 2019
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child anchor

When a young child immobilises you by attatching themselves to either your leg or by sitting on your foot, thus anchoring you to the spot.
Hungry Husband returning home after a day at work: "What d'you mean, dinners not ready"

Wife with child anchor: "Can't you see I'm completely immobilsed, what with this child anchor"
by Elizabeths mum September 20, 2010
mugGet the child anchormug.

Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.
Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021
mugGet the Bald Childemug.

stepford child

Pre-programmed, lacking authenticity.
This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004).

Society replaces its children with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.
1.) She's such a stepford child, she will do anything her parents tell her to do.

2.) I just got back from the mall, the stepford children are all buying the same clothes.
by SLim de Marko March 24, 2016
mugGet the stepford childmug.

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