Canadian limbo

A fun game to play with your buddies. All over the world, and particularly in Mexico, there are young, Canadian tourists hurting for a squirting. How low can you go?

Eric and Terry met some Canadian teenagers at their resort in Puerto Vallarta and then they did the Canadian limbo.

Canadian limbo by jackass303 February 4, 2009

Canadian Tootsie Roll 

The aftermath of the Canadian Hot Dog

"This Canadian hot dog is defrosting, thus creating a Canadian tootsie roll

Canadian Tootsie Roll by leprechaunderf March 3, 2009

Canadian Lumber Waffle 

An term used to insult and confuse, all at the same time.

HEY, FRICK OFF YOU CANADIAN LUMBER WAFFLE!!

Canadian Lumber Waffle by Kristorz! December 15, 2010

Canadian Frost Tit

Canadian for "nipping out".

Joe: "Ey Barb you must be cold"
Barb: "Whydoya say that, eh"
Joe: "Cause it looks like you got a bad case of Canadian Frost Tit goin' on. I can see yer nipples a mile away through your shirt!"

Canadian Frost Tit by yumyzombieparts December 1, 2011

canadian special 

Apologizing to somebody without ceasing as a way to coerce them, nicely, into what you want them to do.

Taken from The Yarn Harlot's blog yarnharlot.ca/blog - I pulled a Canadian Special... "I'm so sorry you think you have no seats. I feel terrible about this. Oh my goodness, I just feel so bad that you have to find one. I'm sorry I have to go to Toronto, I apologize for needing to really go tonight. Thanks so much for the help, I know you'll find me something, I apologize for being such a pain. No, no - I'm so sorry I can't go sit down. Please, accept my apology for this difficulty. I feel terrible that you have to do this for me."

canadian special by yarnywordhead August 5, 2012

Canadian Cold Shoulder 

A type of killing as defined by earlier Dutch (militia) settlers in Canada.
"Canadian Cold Shoulder" is when you sever either the right or left subclavian artery with a blade in the shoulder as you walk past the victim. Do to the rapid loss of blood, the body will decrease in temperature especially around the area of the wound. If the victim survives they will most definitely feel ice cold, hence the name "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

Lamens terms: stab victims shoulder while passing by, victim will bleed out & only see your back as you walk away, "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

(theres debate whether or not Dutch settlers used it against the aboriginals or if in fact it was a swift defence mechanism used against the settlers)

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Canadian Cold Shoulder by alwysgldn December 12, 2013

canadian jackrabbit 

A Canadian jackrabbit is when you're having sex extremely quickly, like a rabbit on caffeine, and continually punctuating the intercourse with "eh".

Guy1: I'm going to give Karen from econ a Canadian jackrabbit.

Guy 2: I'm so jealous.

canadian jackrabbit by snagglesnark April 27, 2014