Sunning your balls for 15 minutes and then proceeding to buy an asset (presumably bitcoin) by pressing Enter/clicking "Buy" with your penis. Masterbation before/after is optional
by Satoshi's gardener September 15, 2021
Get the Penis buymug. the buy borrow die is a financial strategy that takes the concept of buying a real estate or stocks or any asset, borrowing money (if you don't pay back, tell them they can have one of your assets. then you die and pss it too your future grandchildren
me: hi i'd like a loan of $1,000,000
bank: ok, will you pay me back?
me: take my kids (buy borrow die method)
bank: ok, will you pay me back?
me: take my kids (buy borrow die method)
by Vistaballs_0 July 17, 2024
Get the buy borrow diemug. by atomic piclle April 18, 2022
Get the national buy a lego set daymug. Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
Get the Buy your mom an iPhonemug. The act of going into a store or shop, not to actually by anything, but just take advantage of the free samples.
Examples:
Going into Costco just to eat the free stuff
Going into an expensive store just to spray the tester bottle of perfume on yourself
Examples:
Going into Costco just to eat the free stuff
Going into an expensive store just to spray the tester bottle of perfume on yourself
Girl 1: Wow, that perfume smells really fancy and costly!
Girl 2: lol she just try-buyed it from Victoria's Secret, ain't nothing special
Girl 2: lol she just try-buyed it from Victoria's Secret, ain't nothing special
by gray-heart April 16, 2018
Get the try-buymug. Buying merchandise or any item just to feel like your with cool crowd, but you don't have money and just waste it when you can.
Tyler really wanted that limited edition sneaker Jay-Z has, so he ended up ego buying the same expensive sneaker even though he doesn't have money to eventually pay for it.
by theryanc0la February 15, 2024
Get the Ego buyingmug. A large nationwide electronics store that sells tech at lower prices than competition, which makes it's Price Match useless. Also, MrBeast goes there all the time
by Boeing 777-300ER August 18, 2019
Get the Best Buymug.