bald eagle in my butthole

My butthole is having spasms

I'm having really bad bald eagle in my butthole

by Bald eagles March 31, 2017

what the buttcheeks

An expression you say when you see or here something you don't want to or didn't expect to hear.

OMG NAT! did u hear that tom and jerry aren't friends anymore?

WHAT THE BUTTCHEEKS are you serious Jay ?,that's crazy they have been friend's since 3rd grade!!

by bowtheturtle24 April 19, 2018

bummer in the butthole

V1. When something wrong or unfortunate happens.

V2. An anal experience gone wrong.

V1. “I spilled my beer all over myself. It was a real bummer in the butthole.”

V2. “That guy from my tinder date was a real bummer in the butthole last night.”

by Lil’ dickie February 2, 2018

Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018

Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.

Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

by IDONTEXIST February 20, 2019

Suck dick through my buttcheeks

Basically Anal Sex

I can suck dick through my buttcheeks!

Good for you...

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning

After having insane diarrhea , and your butthole feels like its on fire because stomach enzymes got through since the diarrhea is fast digested so it isn't filtered out.

Jeff: Oh my god dude...
Bob: What is it.
Jeff: Do you know any ways to get rid of Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning?
Bob: No sorry dude.

by You have a chungal infection September 16, 2019