Smashed Burgers

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When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.

“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"

by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023

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Air Burgers

After a high level of cocaine consumption a person may begin “chewing air burgers”.

A person grinding or chomping their jaw after blowing back a few gator tails.

Guy 1: “yo how many lines did Ricky slam!?”
Guy 2: “I don’t know bro! But look at him he’s chewing air burgers over there!”

by Lilboyblue June 6, 2022

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Kenzo Burger

A kenzo burger is an assortment of once slice of white bread and a microwaved hot dog on top of it. Named for the lovely neighborhood it comes from; Kensington.

Julie: I made some beautiful kenzo burgers for your birthday! Nothing but the most wonderful kenzo meal for my girls!

by KenzoKookin June 30, 2022

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Dirt Burger

When there is an ugly girl standing between two guys.

Look at that dirt burger over there.

by womoii February 1, 2010

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Someone who obsesses over diesel's and diesel accessories. Diesel Burgers are usually male rednecks, and likely to be a fat chad

Common signs of diesel burgers are.

1. If you have stacks on your truck

2. If you have hunting, camouflage, or other rediculous stickers on your back window.

3. If you can be seen rolling black smoke anywhere you are driving.

4. If you never pull a trailor.

Guy1 "Man did you see that guy rollin all that black smoke?"
Guy2 "Yeah he's a Diesel Burger"

by Beaver79 December 13, 2010

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