arse bender

One who plays on the chocolate speedway. One who plays for the opposition. A poofter.

That Andy's a real arse bender.

by prof_evil September 14, 2010

spoon bender

spoon bender is a person who is so fat that when they sit on a spoon, it bends

Bob: Hey Jim sat on my spoon
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!

by Geoffrey6789998212 November 2, 2011

bender

half an erection. usually because the male is not aroused enough, causing the penis to bend out of the way on entry.

because that girl i scored yesterday had such a huge lennart, i developed an irrevocable bender. needless to say that she woke up with a cleveland steamer today.

by tisseen schande May 18, 2006

bender

A player in hockey who's ankles bend inward because they're not strong enough to hold up their ankles on ice.

That Sean Mcdougall kid ankle's bend, he must be a bender and suck!

by ilikegurls August 12, 2009

Buddered

Being in a completely epic state of mind. Such as when you smoke a nice fat blunt, you get buddered. When in this state of mind, weed is referred to as Budder.

Dude, that L got me fucking buddered.

by BudderRollSociety December 9, 2010

Bender

A British terminology, meaning a homosexual or gay person.

I swear that Clay Aiken is an absolute bender.

by Luna23 July 30, 2009

fender benders

Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!

I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.

by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011