hooknose bastard

A guy who has a hooknose and acts like a twat.

"merrrr.... I'm trying to lipread!!"

"I'm a hooknose bastard and I act like a twat"

by Ben McArdle April 6, 2006

Bastard SZN

When the boys are just acting completely radical and no fucks are given. When the boys pound brew.

We have 2 cases here boys, it’s BASTARD SZN.

All the bastards are in one room, it’s so BASTARD SZN!!!

Henry: Yo what szn is it?
Cale: Dude it’s BASTARD SZN!
Henry: You’re such a bastard Cale

by He’ll yeah boys October 15, 2019

porny bastard

Horny male who relies on porn for sexual relief instead of actual females.

Al is such a porny bastard. If he lost some weight, he might get the real thing.

by Wiki1968 December 5, 2009

trashed bastard

An extremely intoxicated person at a party or gathering that finds fun in irritating others and causing havoc

Last night Eric pushed Tim, broke a light, and spilled on the carpet. He was a trashed bastard.

by The shadow king March 6, 2010

Mean bastard

When you get an insult like hairy titties and he's now stuck in a hole like the mean bastard that he is.

You have hairy ape titties....oh wow I really am a mean bastard said the hairy bear

by Bear in a hole August 9, 2016

bastard sequel

A sequel of a book or movie made for the sole purpose of cashing in on the name of the first one. Is generally done with no input from the original author/creator. Usually bastardizes the characters and butchers the story of the original.

Examples of bastard sequels include Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen, Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story, Scarlett, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Return to the Secret Garden.

by Hitokiri Jinchuu July 16, 2006

Nacker Bastard

A term used by irish people to express that they are not happy with that person. Highly used in Dublin and is a great words to use when things just are not going your way..

*Boy spills hot coffee on girl*
"girl: ye nacker bastard"
OR
*Gets sick everywhere*.. ohh ye nacker bastard

by exohexoh!! October 5, 2011