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Commie bastard

An insult used against the red chinese communists in the liberation of anchorage from those dirty Chinese commies
Us soldier: DIE YOU COMMIE BASTARDS
Chinese communist: *curses in chinese*
by Lazylittlebastard April 11, 2019
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Bouncy Bastard

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.
John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.
by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017
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bastard father

A bastard father is a father that’s is letting the family go to shit
Did you hear what John did with the last welfare check”, “what a bastard father”
by Weckfe November 8, 2019
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Trifling Bastard

Same as Trifling Bitch except is male gender.
You mean to tell me, he stole all the belongings in your parents house and the cash and now wants to have a share of the inheritance. What a Trifling Bastard!
by testementary January 17, 2016
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Shroomy Bastard

someone who uses odd words and phrases usually P.C. terms to disguise what they are doing
Jack: i'll just help you bend over here so i can ascertain the location of this ring so i can just slip it on
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!
by h.legge October 5, 2011
mugGet the Shroomy Bastardmug.

Beanie Bastard

These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.
MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
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Ugly bastard

A man that is old ,fat or has messed up face
by Dioisourlord April 16, 2018
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